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Does he think it's warmer in Greenland?

The January 2025 StarSpangledPussy is Donald J. Trump

StarSpangledpussy.com^TM is proud to launch our first edition to coincide with the presidential inauguration of the most StarSpangled Pussy in the United States of America, Donald J. Trump.

Why did he decide to hold his inauguration indoors when it's going to be sunny and 26��? Does he think Greenland is warmer? Are his MAGAt supporters sending him mittens and a pussy warmer? Did they send him a scarf for his neck vagina (which was removed from his official portrait)?

When this satire site was conceived by our staff, we had to come up with the characteristics of a StarSpangledPussy.

While it would be easy to call anyone by this site's moniker, we decided there had to be some characteristics, or the constitution of a StarSpangledPussy.

Constitution of a StarSpangledPussy

• Is a bully
• Tries to look tough, but isn't
• Thin skin - can dish it out, but can't take it
• Won't go one-on-one....always needs help or cheats
• Blatantly lies
• Hides when confronted
• Pretends to be pro-American while taking foreign money
• Is influenced by foreign nationals

If you can come up with a better definition, please let us know. Use the Nomination form on this page.


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